My corgis say there was cheese that spilled on the floor earlier and life is pretty darn good right now. :D

The kinja people on Twitter know where to find me :)

*high five*

They never go to the mall theatre. :) I always go there on weekday afternoons

I didn’t even read the books. I give no fucks. I had a blast watching the first one. I don’t even know why because it made no damn sense, but I don’t care.

I will also live tweet anyone jacking off to the movie next to me.

The rest of us aren’t mature enough to handle that.

I’m going to see it on release day, in the afternoon, and sit in the back so that I can live tweet it and none of you can stop me.

I am looking forward to all of the tell all books that eventually come out...

I was thinking he’d do well for corporate, but not sure about the ban.

I honestly see him as someone who wants to take this job seriously and it’s destroying his soul more and more. Like, when you know in your heart what you’re doing is wrong, but you don’t have the spine to stand up for whatever reason...so you keep sinking into it. Normally, we do it because it’s a job and we got rent,…

One of my corgis (RIP) ate her fucking leash. The entire fucking thing. Metal clasp and all.

I realized last night that the reason I’ve been unable to sleep in the last two weeks is because of Trump, the news, and a total fear of not waking up. So I turned off my phone last night, put on some video game banter, and popped half an Ativan. I’m going to keep doing that at night now until I’m certain I can figure…

My old corgi would be an old grump, like Lindsay Graham with nothing to lose. My young corgi is like a hyper Justin Trudeau.

I agree! WTF did you think would happen? WTF did you think a man running on a racist, sexist, imperialistic, nationalistic, isolationism platform was going to fucking do? Appoint corgis to the EPA?

An American friend of mine voted Trump because she wanted to watch the world burn. Now she’s non-stop posting on Facebook about how this is all awful and omg and her fed gov employed husband won’t get his raise...and I’m like, lady, WTF did you think the burned world would look like? Jesus.

But but but it’s importing the drugs from a socialist country who got the cheaper drugs due to socialism!

I’ve yelled at the kids for taking a buck out of wallet...

Oh I see what you mean. Yeah, my eyesight isn’t nearly that good LOL

He wasn’t a big gamer, but he stayed up on the news :)