A. I love Hugh Grant.

I live in a country where the death penalty doesn’t exist so we managed to figure it out.

I have had a close family friend murdered. It made me more staunchly anti-death penalty.

I remain 100% against the death penalty.

wait, what??? What’s going on? Is Jez gone? I go away for a week and everything fucking falls apart!

Agreed! I bought 1 pair of quasi-skinny jeans (but for fat girls) and I bought a size too big. So yeah, I have to wear a belt and I look 4 months pregnant, but at least the ankles aren’t cutting off circulation.

I’ve gotten the impression Kurt Russell is difficult for moody directors to work with, where he doesn’t give a fuck about your no sleeping rules or your no eating rules or your bullshit control freak for the art rules. Kurt isn’t needed for two hours? Kurt’s having a nap and fuck you. :)

My husband still makes that face...

Ok, tube socks need to die. Bell bottoms and hip huggers, however, are perfect for those of us who have no waists and who look weird in skinny jeans.

If the text messages and Facebook posts of Megan are to believed, her not showing up was just another danger sign in her downward decline. (note: I don’t know if any of these reports are true, anymore than all of the Jez commenters who are assuming it’s Mark who did it. It just seems that other articles are suggesting…

Yeah, I read it as she had to get something done but it was a minor thing, temporary, or required. Like, for example, I am having medically necessary plastic surgery. The decision to have a surgery recommended by three different doctors is not the same decision process as deciding to pay to add on some liposuction to…

They made me dizzy, which them made me seasick LOL

We saw that in Canada, too, in the last election. A decade attempting to cover up, stoke the fires of “tough on crime” (in a nation famous for never, ever being tough on crime), and anti-intellectualism, Harper decided to try the Republican way of xenophobic fear. But there was something special about seeing a woman…

I feel uncomfortable flying with the hippies doing yoga in the aisles, letting their precious snowflakes run up and down the aisles, and people who put their bare feet on my armrest.

He harassed all of his coworkers on Suicide Squad. HR would’ve gotten involved in any other place of employment.

Yup, agreed.

Agreed. She is up there with Gilbert Godfrey for me.

Oh cool! Thanks.

The progress I’d made was to thanks to those videos. I think my skills/learning ability/hand-eye coordination might require a professional to teach me. My husband is trying to get me to take a class at one of the sewing centres here and I’m tempted to. Just so that I can learn how to sew in a straight line ;)

My husband bought me a little sewing machine from Ikea a couple of Christmases ago because I’ve always talked about wanting to learn to sew. I managed to teach myself how to make some very ugly shirts and skirts, but my body shape isn’t standard (massive breasts, waist/hip same size), so I can’t seem to figure out how…