Or so the Illuminati would have you continue to believe.

The only thing I know about Justin Theroux is that he was the cowboy in Romy and Michele... and there ends the extent of my Justin Theroux knowledge

Because of everything. Most recently: he wrote the script for Zoolander 2, which was pretty transphobic. Guy’s an asshole.

He’s not doing himself any favors by dying his hair black.

If Angelina left Brad as reports state has she been vanquished?

He IS a douche. I didn’t realize until I heard him on Fresh Air and he was just insufferable. I’ve never felt the same about him since. Also, The Leftovers is awful and I’m exclusively hate watching it at this point.

Gives a terrible interview. Someone needs to media train him out of his sullen bad boy schtick.

My fiancé has an obsession with Along Came Polly. I personally don’t get it.

Sorry, I think he’s a douche.

Chokers and flannels are back, now Brad and Gwynnie can hook up and our return to the 90's will be complete.

Office Space, Friends With Money. Other than those it’s basically been a“get that money get back to the beach” career, which I can’t really argue against.

Been IN?

She’s still married, right? To that creepy guy with the dyed hair and the leather clothes?

Has Jennifer Aniston ever been in a good movie?

Was it the little alien thing that did it? I love Prometheus but that almost made me celibate. I still picture it to this day.