As a kid, my parents had the foresight to plan meal stops at places where we could let out our pent-up energy, like picnic parks or McDonald’s playgrounds. Picnic parks are the ultimate road trip move: everybody gets to stretch their legs, and you eat the affordable sandwiches you’ve packed in your cooler.

Or just take a regular shower while eating ice cream. I see no downsides!

Replace the mint with tapatio in the winter to feel warmer

I’m sorry, but this kind of crap is why Trump is president.  You don’t get to gloss over history for it not being woke enough.

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

I think people are trying the “Tell the public he’s awesome and hope he sees it on TV before he makes up his mind” approach. Then, feel free to be honest at a later date when people remember you met 45.

I can’t even remember the last time I watched a CD.

If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.

I went to star this, but then paused and slowly pulled my hand back.

Ah sell Leviathan Axes and Leviathan Axessories.

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

Step 1: Don’t read LH articles during work hours.

I found the one that notifies freebies from r/GameDeals annoying. It’s mostly posts about “free weekend” or “DRM Free”. And when there is a legit free game, it’s usually trash.

If your on PC, you’re better off using https://isthereanydeal.com/ It’ll keep track of games on your waitlist and notify you when they hit an…

Thirded. I'm scared, hold me? My husband won't do it.