Don’t forget adding in all the extra rapes because.... well... just because.

A) No.

I believe Jon would make a better ruler than her, if he wasn’t so naive. If he had good advisors (and actually listened to them), he probably would be okay.

They just had to have a distasteful sex scene for no apparent reason. Plus, all the gratuitous mentionings of sexual assault being “healing,” “strengthening” etc. was extra nauseating.

He was witness to Ned carrying a baby out of the tower maybe but we don’t know what he knows or what Ned told him. And, he definitely doesn’t know if Jon is that baby or not.

‘The priestess of our religion had a vision about a random person’ is a whole world different than ‘my brother had a vision which personally benefits me and him a lot!’

Funniest bit to me is that Biturbowagon is a big Woody Allen stan and apologist.

Way to abuse that dismiss button, hypocrite!

There’s no actual proof Jon is heir to the throne, so that’s not a legit claim.

Exactly. Dany wants to move her not-provisioned-for-winter army south asap? Yeah, that sounds smart. Winterfell doesn’t have the supplies to support them anyway, even with their numbers depleted and the North has lots of rebuilding to do. Plus, travel takes time.

That’s hilarious seeing as you are such a fervent defender of Woody Allen.

Yup.

“He comes over in the morning to be here when the children wake up, he goes off to work at 10 to edit one movie and write, cast and produce the next, he comes back at the end of the day, stays until they go to bed—then we go out for a quick bite to eat. I like the arrangement. I’m married in the sense that Woody and I…

You... you think the problem is an age gap?

‘Hey, he just only raped one second grader. Those other guys are the real monsters! Give Allen a medal for being such a great guy!’ 

And Dylan was 7 when she was adopted and then raped by Woody Allen.

Didn’t this already happen like 30 years ago? What timeline am I in now?!

Money laundering, tax evasion, cheating and fraud?

“there have been numerous rape cases that have collapsed at court when messages or the like from the alleged victim have been revealed to the court.”

I’m sure there are some Mormont cousins or whatnot still shaming Northerners somewhere.