I feel like this article is hinting at something more. Perhaps a parallel to something in real life.

wow, video games are getting super realistic in 2016.

This is the least escapist fantasy has ever been

Ah Jason, you are the best.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Nope, most polls showed the second choice of Johnson voters as Clinton. His platform was not crazy (even if he was himself). His platform was basically: Lower taxes, pro choice, pro LGBT rights (because it’s not the government’s business), pro marijuana legalization, anti-death penalty.

Everyone I know who voted Johnson voted Republican down ticket. That’s just 3 people and completely anecdotal, but if you really forced Johnson voters to pick Trump or Clinton, I’m not sure it would’ve swung the election in her favor anyway.

I think he did. If anything Johnson most likely helped make this closer for Hillary than it otherwise would’ve been. Trump won whether Gary Johnson existed or not.

That’s because “it actually wasn’t really Nader’s fault. Gore was just a bad nominee. Blah blah blah.”

There are still pricks who believe it doesn’t matter who’s in the White House. The Iraq war wasn’t proof enough for them.

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

I guess I don’t understand his platform that well, but I thought he took votes more from the Repubs than from Dems?

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Guys, in the lead up to this election, I read so many articles about the Nader effect in 2000 and how we can’t let that happen again. And yet here we are. This is fucking bullshit.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I thought Brexit was Bad.....but turns it out it was just the warm up act. I look forward to seeing George A Romero’s vision coming true. The Zombie Apocolypse can’t come quickly enough.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

Mr. Fahey, please, we need interviews with the Trump and Clinton avatars. And maybe the chicken, as well, for a third perspective.