“Hi, this is Jason Schreier, please leave the name of the game you’d like me to delay after the beep”

Fahey loves booby games.

“Hi this is Jason Schreier would you like to report a game delay?”

Patricia would be like the Russians in The Wire. “Does it have sex? Does it have any lewdness? No? Then you got the wrong writer.” *hangs up* “Idiot!”

“Hi, this is Jason Schreier...uh huh...nope...sorry, no, you’re looking for Fahey, he’s the one with the weird Japanese games, I just do the other weird Japanese games...no worries, happens all the time. Give me a sec and I’ll transfer you right over.” *click* *long sigh*

Yeah. If you dial Cecilia’s extension, you’ll feel an icy cold stare on your back. NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.

I know you’re probably memeing but others have sincerely argued that this isn’t seen as weird/creepy by Japanese people which not true by in large. I’ve lived in Japan and while anime and manga are extremely pervasive, pedophilia is not and this shit is creepy af and while I don’t have anything against people having…

BUT IT’S APART OF THEIR CULTURE!!!

It really depends on the extension you call.

No, not really. People would have less fun with it, because it doesn’t feature a cartoon character like Trump, but neither will create much of an outcry. Things like this have been done for Bush and Obama in previous years. A few people express some token outrage, and then we all forget about it and go on with our…

Actually, not really. It’s the cross of St. Peter.

She’s the type of crazy that would look down at the cross and freak out that she sees it upside down.

I’ve been in plenty of locker rooms. Implying that you enjoy sexually assualting women with impunity is not and has never been a normal topic of conversation.

But the current Pope sounds like he would almost be a pretty good POTUS.

No, this is what the Republican political calculus beginning with desegregation and the Southern Strategy hath wrought. They’ve just become more and more politically empowered since W. specifically courted the morons and Christian wing-nuts; and then brought in actual feckless idiots to run the government. But W. left…

Harper’s face the entire time is fantastic. Mimicked my face almost exactly.

Shaun Harper’s face at the “He’s not trying to be the Pope.” comment.

This is what the Tea Party movement hath wrought. The GOP courted these schnooks, not understanding that you can’t control the crazy chain reaction once it starts.

Clearly the Smug Style is a huge gift to Trump and is something liberals really need to stop fucking up if we’re ever going to get some real class-based movements going in this country.