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No!

Good choice!

Happy birthday…
(… but you never should've traded Scherzer.)

"There's a clog in there,
and it could be underwear…"

Shut up, Mr. Equus!

"Why does it smell like a skunk is smoking?"

The cut from "mellow Bob" to "over-the-top enthusiastic Bob" (when having the brandy and cigars) reminded me of his first night at Beta House (singing karaoke and drinking from a lizard's butt).

"Whoa, whoa! What kind of shape is that?"

She was a big part of "Fuzzy Valentine," too, as one of the Speed Daters.

And yet you still have trouble with B7!

( Oh, I'm sorry — are these the things you can do without…? )

Let it all out!

Can you imagine if Obama had ordered an air strike… not from The White House, but from a fucking golf resort ?!?

You do know about the Sen. Merkeley filibuster/all-night protest of Gorsuch going on right now… right?

Well, if you've already apologized — and they still haven't let it go — then to hell with 'em!

But if you're genuinely apologetic, then wouldn't apologizing be "honest"?

Well, then… maybe log in under a new ID, and use the opportunity to sincerely apologize and ask for reinstatement.

"To be frank, I was given a lot of chances…"

For the last time — I don't do that on the first date!