Yup. Once every 82 years.

"I ache in the places where I used to play…"

Actually, none of us will.

How about "The Surfing Nun"…?

I'm still me… just in "clone form."

Why, I remember him when he was young and bald.

Mmmm… some folks call it a "band"…

Wait, I thought his band was called "Dogstar"…?

"Rufus T. Fluttershy"…?

Great friggin' film.

( Hmm. That would explain the bunny ears… )

Honestly, you don't sound defensive — you sound remarkably familiar. :-)

I see there's a repeat broadcast of it later this week — will set DVR.

… in the Senate.

( That is exactly what came to mind… )

"I've been going through a pint of whiskey a night (that's like 7 beers - very light by alcoholic standards.)…"

Can you say "Best kindergarten class ever"…?

Sadly, I found that out after the Novocain.

Harrumph!

Hell, no — let 'em protest.