This... a million times over.

I had one of these.
It leaked:
- Coolant
- Oil
- Gasoline (When it was super cold)
- My hard earned cash
- My Soul
- Windshield Washer Fluid

“Rememberwhen he used to scramble around, get his head up, and throw the kind of ball off his back foot that most quarterbacks could barely manage in a clean pocket?”

I have issues with #4. Dog lovers are lovers of all things good, which is inherently why they love dogs. All dogs are good.

Nailed the rest of them, no question.

I would have to go 0-40 intentionally every time if I played him.

WOO. Talk about floor burn....

As long as they're not writing tickets from the speed data (yet) I'm ok with it I suppose.

So many.

Oh! An Asian women! That's strange...

Jesus, that little white puff-ball was taking it's life into it's own hands there...

You are right!

Actually I think that looks like shit.

Good, because the mac version sucks ass.

Ok, to everyone's credit... that is pretty fuckin weird looking.

Everything about that car is obnoxious.

The current generation macbook (pros) are already an enormous pain in the ass to repair.

Good. Ass-clowns.

Still angry they are changing the dock/charger port. I know everyone wants it to be micro-usb... but that means I have to change the adapter that's hardwired into my car.

So, in short... Apples maps are dumbed down for the average user?

I don't blame you at all... and I'm 23, so I'm not all that far removed from the "teen" years. I remember getting a cell phone... and this is going to be an old person statement again... but I didn't have a smartphone with quite this same capabilities at that point.