Um, because women get abortions and men get guns.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

I’m pretty sure level/gear is all neutralized in all crucible modes except for Iron Banner and Trials of Osiris. So if that level 40 is kicking your ass, he/she is just better than you. :P

Destiny, a game in which you travel the galaxy skipping cutscenes.

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

YOU MEAN TONY FROM SKINS. OR THE LITTLE KID FROM ABOUT A BOY.

“YES, YES! GIVE IT TO ME!”

NO. CAPES!

okay but this is legit fucking hilarious and now I’m going to put something in my obit like,

Famous people hate when you lie about dating them. At least that’s what my boyfriend Tom Hardy says.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

Just installed a 2nd set of them to complete my surround sound. Cannot recommend these enough, especially considering the price drop you can sometimes get them as low as $50

Vote: Infinity Primus 163

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

No helmet with the hood up over his head? Hacker and reported. Muted as well.

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

I cannot *NOT* say this character’s name in The Swedish Chef’s voice.