Oh thank God, I was really concerned if this was going to be canon. Glad we could clear that up.

You all really wanna quote Jack Posobeic, the moron who cheated on his wife using Bumble?

I’m glad you guys were able to come up with the first and last “tips” so you could make it an even 10, instead of having a blasphemous 8-item list. How would I be able to shop at Costco without having a good picture on my membership card or having fun?

Hard to believe you'd find a fabulist atop the crypto industry...

The QR code was a time-limited thing - if you didn’t successfully scan it while it was on screen, you had no other way of finding out anything about their company. So the QR code not working is kind of a big deal.

They’re a web company. Their website is the entirety of what they offer. Not handling the load from an expensive ad isn’t a good thing. Not giving credit to the people who designed the ad is another not good thing.

Only a crypto bro would think otherwise. 

Claiming false ownership of another’s creative work is kind of a huge component of this scam, though, so this tracks.

Alternative take: “it’s the farting corpse guy with ‘Weird Al’ hair”

It’s Harry Potter with curly “Weird Al” hair

I see what the problem is. To properly get a hair metal station you needed a Mazda RX-7.

I Googled NFT and now I’ve forgotten math. Is this what happened when the pog and Pokemon generation grew up? Whenever my brother in law starts droning on about cryptocurrency I just hear a band of clowns with drums and cymbals marching through my head. I’m sure a bunch of Millennials were on standby to “OK Boomer”…

See, I bailed after Ep. 3, not because of the “plague” thing -- and “all men drop dead” is different enough from COVID to not bother me -- but when it was clearly about to be about “will the Trumpies take over the US government”.

I am happy to accept Superman’s poop fetish as canon. I mean, he has sex with humans, who are a different species. Of COURSE he’s into some freaky shit. If Martha knew only the half of it, she would be so ashamed…

It feels weird to say, but I do kinda like it when the multinational global corporate entities can be cool with each other from time to time, trading favors for low-impact stuff like this.

“Teaser” indeed.

Yeah, but some people are The Man mostly because they work their asses off, not because they were exceptionally gifted physically. 

I’ll bet any amount of money that we are right around the corner of a “FINAL FANTASY PIXEL REMASTER BUNDLE” for consoles. It is really weird that they are opting to not have digital releases there though.

I would agree that seeing Live A Live’s remake makes me really wonder why Final Fantasy of all franchises was not…

It’s still wild that these games aren’t on console. It’s also wild that they haven’t been available on basically every platform for years. It’s extra wild that they haven’t fixed the font (because it seems like the lowest of low-hanging fruit).

OH maybe that’s why he thinks the cars crash in Dune, he was watching Hobbs and Shaw not Dune!  He’s 82 I can see him getting confused about that.

I’m glad I’m immune to the siren song of mint condition. I’d pay $25 for a loose copy of Secret of Mana with TIM COLLINS sloppily scrawled on both sides in magic marker and never need anything better.