To be fair that school is full of class after class of ugly, ugly children. 

For me the highlight, though, is “Can I see it?” Just a little crack in the facade of petty nitpicking and browbeating: we see a spark in Chalmers there that we never really saw before or since.

Can I go now?

But you come with a free froghurt!

You be quiet, or I’m gonna start digging some nerd-holes.

I knew when I was writing that that someone was going to point that out, dammit.

Up yours, children!

But how could that be? It was completely localized within the kitchen of house he had trouble finding in the first place. 

Can somebody answer THIS question though:  why will I read literally every article I find about the Steamed Hams segment?  I think I’ve been cursed ...

You’re History’s Greatest Monster. 

Well, clearly Chalmers had a tough time with the directions because he was thrown off by the appearance of the aurora borealis. In that part of the country, at that time of year.

On the other hand, if Vision said “delightfully devilish,” the theorists would have went even more wild.

Skinner told Chalmers his address was Three-Dickety Pikeland Ave. because the Kaiser had stolen our word “thirty.”

In the days before GPS was widely used, people had to rely on things like “paper maps” and “directions” to get places, even places they had visited once before. It had something to do with onions and bees, I think.

His podcast, Lavar Burton Reads, is really good. He reads short fiction, mostly sci-fi, and sometimes has interviews with the authors. Check it out!

Gotta’ get Patrick Stewart to record a Tiktok video supporting Burton as host saying, “Make it so, Sony!” in his best Jean Luc Picard voice.

it would be if he weren’t right

Q should take one look at Android Picard and say “no, a Jean-Luc puppet just won’t do. I need you to be a real boy” and, presto! Back to the flesh.

Can I just say one of the most annoying things about this are the Snyder Cultists who act like Fisher’s issues at WB somehow makes Zach Snyder the Ultimate Leftist. At least two of them swarm the comment sections of io9 and AVClub acting like he’s the Emperor of Anti-Racism and trying to ignore his love of The Fountain…

It’s hilarious that you felt the need to high-handedly accuse me of racism a few posts ago and yet here you are doing everything you can to be dismissive of racism. I mean I already knew your posturing was a pure sham, but this just makes it all the more obvious.