SHE DID NOT START THAT WAR!

*infinite eye roll*

I was going for pun, but confusion is just as ideal :-)

I’m honestly not sure if that was a typo or not.

The captain is not a woman, or a human, he is a Kelpien. Unless I forgot something from last season.

Let’s be honest, Discovery has been a blast so far, and it’s going to be a hell of a lot of fun to see a third season, especially given there’s some great plotting and characters along for the ride.

It probably will be for some.

I freaking hate stupid. There is so damn much of it around these days - and worse? They’re proud to be dumbasses. Proud. I wish it were fatal.

It boggles the mind that this has to be spelled out.

Yes

In their defense, T-Rex have some serious problems putting a mask on.

Under that logic, Matt Damon’s Mark Watney from the Martian is a space pirate too. It’s even mentioned in the movie/book itself.

He stole a ship, that technically makes him a pirate, right?

Seconded

Missed one:

Out of curiosity, would Captain Shakespeare be considered a pirate?

Yup. Kevin Smith is like my little stoner Buddha and I’m just glad he’s out there in the world. Likes what he likes, keeps things positive, and from all accounts seems like a guy who’s always available to fans when he bumps into them on the street.

Bill and Ted Moderated by Kevin Smith