Because “You still here?” is totally frowned upon?

This sounds like dueling orchestra conductors sitting down. Would watch.

Imma need Giorgio Avola to explain it to me.

Right on

That's more #tots than a bag of taters.

Yeah; I don’t get it. I mean, I’m obsessed with black male genitals. But then, I’m gay. And I like to “taste the rainbow” as an old friend used to say.

Along with calling Trump “Daddy.”

Well, he was elected by Republicans only. So yeah...

Can’t we send Masshole to Texas to find out first hand and then report back?

This asshole again?

True, but I think it’s more of a “Nailed it!” that just made its way to the external world.

Hey, no need to denigrate muppets like that.

I’m confused by that last bit, as snorting cocaine off one’s elbow seems, logistically, like it would be inefficient and wasteful.

Well now I want to know what objectionable things you’ve done this morning!

Send that over to Ask a Lawyer

I dunno. It’s my go-to phrase for when I visit Vegas...

Creeping Sharia is the name of my neighbor’s kid who is always looking in my windows after dark.

So Bernie’s people were smart enough to immediately respond that any money raised should go to Planned Parenthood, right? Right?

Someone who says “My talent is flipping water bottles” has got to have been stoned when the thought first occurred to him. (And then quickly followed up by a buddy going “Duuuuuuude, that’s sick. You should totally do that. Where’s my Cheetos?”)

Is that judge a fucking Tellerite?