Would you be interested in using these womanly hands on another man? I ask for a friend.

I call this the downward tug

Even if you lean back, it’s still hard (hehehe) on your body.

Also, cleanup is a snap. You just go over the toilet (SEXY), and the TP is right there.

What do you think the H in HP stands for?

They then hopped on a yellow line train back to Virginia.

You mean the problem is that he got caught.

In experiment II, the men in group II applied 200 mg of clostebol acetate topically to their penis for 20 min.

Someone’s been lying to you if they say men’s rooms don't have changing stations in chain stores, malls, or restaurants.

There’s a high likelihood that the act that results in that $10k could lead directly to more children.

I wonder how they settled on 6 minutes.

The “think of the children!” response to denying her - or Miss Elizabeth - into the HOF is utter nonsense. “Because they’ll do the google and find the porns and drugs!” isn’t logical at all because those search results are going to be there whether these women are in the HOF or not. They honestly think that a…

The last time I talked about my “purple warrior” on Jez, I got death threats and sent back to the greys.

“Inexplicable lack of mental prowess” really made me laugh out loud.

Needs for faggots

Never trust a Jamey with that spelling

Goals are two steps beyond what an adequate man does.

Sandoval has one walk, six hoagies, two extra large pizzas, a dozen-egg-omelet, six gallons of Mountain Dew and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.

Please find out what happened with the dog.