Should the Moon really be a junkyard of cubes filled with human ashes?

Unlike Susan and Charley, Bengals fan Marc is a pretty damn good writer. He must not have attended Ohio public schools.

What about being rejected for the role?

*drool* whatever your values are, they're mine too mmmmmm cinnamon rolls

But if she left the book club for good, then you did excellent work.

Thanks to your screen name, I totally read that in Tina’s voice. Especially the Aaahhhhh!

Donald Trump will take two, please

“Men can’t have anything to themselves.”

Well, not ALL of us, unfortunately.

I'm not so sure. He's so loosy fleshy, it'd be like snacking Droopy

This was the finest trolling I’ve seen on Deadspin in ages. Good job keeping everyone thinking you’re that obtuse.

They then turned to each other and asked “What’s a sissypuss?”

Fuck this team. Fuck Chip Kelly. Fuck you mouth breathers in South Philly.

Narc!

RG3 is more fragile than the Notorious RBG

Well, gun assholes, yet again THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Pollack is very much an under appreciated director.

A bunch of tits never hurt anyone; what’s his beef? (Answer: about six inches)

What is this win you speak of?

Because Winona has a big brown beaver?