You seem pleasant

Yes.

Well... good, more for the 30-something stoner types.

I’m so not hip to this generation’s lingo. So you're saying that with both fuckboy and fuckgirl, there's no actual fucking being had?

I lived with three pretty wild straight girls (during college) for a few years. They always got a kick out of catching a glimpse of my hairy ass or sack. It’s still a fun time when we get together - 15 years later - to drink and remember those days. We actually had a plaque in the house that read “Corbetto’s Angels”.…

Wow... I unapologetically say that if that dude had been gay... you might have been describing my early 20s.

Any job openings? I'm asking for a friend

“Our boyfriend...”? Go on...

Why exactly would I want to do that? More importantly, why would I want any hotties at work try to hide their boners?

If this guy had bad hair, they’d be twins...

Considering his admission, she's basically complicit in his behavior. Shame on her.

You seem like a joy.

For a paper that champions “American exceptionalism”, that’s a whole lot of shitting on America’s Past-time.

I’mma suing you, Dave!

Yeah, signing a piece of paper is the same as paying for the education. Your screen name appears to be accurate with your IQ.

When we’re all old enough to suffer from Low T.

The porn parodies write themselves

And yet, here you are commenting on this.

Maybe I should change my screen name to Vermont Summer Sausage