They originally used visual verification. "Post pic of your hoohaa with a sign that reads "dattch" and the date" did very well at first. But then, someone wised up that the app was just a way for 5 british teenage boys to collect pics of vajayjays. When the school principle called to complain to one of their parents,…

By Col Mustard?

Came to that conclusion all on your own?

He's been taking it in the pooper. That's my guess.

Eyes are little weird. Sort of reminds me of...

I dunno... these look like some fine dick suckin lips.

And remind me where this one got famous for putting out a tape of getting plowed by some other dude first?

"Do not stick a finger in his bottom; do not stick a finger in his bottom."

Who is Prince George DePlane? Sounds french.

I ate at Denny's the other day and ENJOYED it.

Funnels. Sirens. Boozing parents. This does nothing to reduce the likelihood of a bad dream tonight.

This is a high-end latex mask, isn't it?

The folks sitting in the stands don't seem to care too much. Or even notice it. Now, maybe they're used to tornados and what-not, but I've never seen one myself and I can't imagine being that nonchalant about it. Hell, just looking at these pics is a near guarantee of a tornado-based nightmare tonight.

"But there will always be inherent tensions when athletes take family leave for an event that (to an extent) can be planned, in a job that has a well-defined offseason."

I blame the organizers of the event. They should have known this was a possible outcome when he submitted his speech title: A Life Lived in Fear of Heights and Next-to-Last Place Finishes.

Why does that not surprise me?

Touch high school girls and the wife doesn't leave? She must be a bible-thumper too, deceived by his faith and this loser jerkass. Or maybe that's his wedding ring to show his marriage to the lord...

Where's this guy?

" but not quite enough to earn full GRUDEN GRINDER status."

" A man will get a drink to the face if ... he asks for a blowjob outright..."