Absolutely. I think for most people - including me - when we see phrases like “god is with me,” etc., we scoff because they’re so wrapped up in negative connotations of christianity. I am right there with most people on the negative aspects of religion in general - especially christianity - but I have to remember that…

oh!! I have a good ghost story. Should have posted this one instead of what I did post but w/e.

Aaaaa! Thank you!

He totally missed the opportunity to go minimalist with the catchphrase: “Hello.”

I have met him three times and he was a delight and wonderful and we danced a lovely impromptu waltz in a shoe store. Sometimes you should meet your heroes.

And he moved to UTAH to purge dogmatic beliefs? So, so confused.

Oh, for peat’s sake. Would it have kilt them to walk?

I believe that children are supposed to be rescued by the Knight Bus, not the Hogwart’s Express. This is not canon, and I think they should return the family to the highlands until they can work out a more lore-friendly rescue system.

How is Tina Fey saying that line? I have never seen it and having seen it now I imagine her singing along to “Night Moves” by Bob Seger, “Working on our night moves,” becomes “Working on my night cheese.”

I also hate horror films, but I did enjoy ‘The Others”. I would recommend.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and…

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro, you’re like a 6.

Either that’s a helluva generous six, or my standards are out of whack.

Did you mean Negative 6?

A 6?

I sincerely hope someone gave him a Pirin tablet afterwards.

HOW DARE HE PUT HIS HANDS ON ALBERT.