If he’s that young, he may not need a third shot, but double-check with his pediatrician to be sure.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

so, she’s pregnant?

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.

Again another reading comprehension fail- honestly thought Taylor Swift wore a trench coat to the wedding. Whitney, love your gossip round ups, but PLEASE I am begging you, start bolding celeb names so I can continue to only pay 40% attention to this gossip.

Well, it’s his right to be hellish.

I am not clicking that video.

Shania and I have different ideas of what’s impressive I guess.

Dear MVP,

I know what the butt is.

I only know him from Lost.

Good grief.

“unsuccessful attempt at reassembling the dog’s organs”

Hopefully this asshole

I still fondly remember Audrina Patridge’s sponcon pregnancy announcement. So moving.

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…