Or no one has a gun and no one dies. Like in other countries with rational gun laws.

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

That’s what you came here to post? I assume it sounded much snarkier in your head before you actually typed it out.

So did Michael Jackson.

So sorry for your friend. One of my friends was hit by lightning while out for a run and died on the spot. It is unbelievable and assholes laugh when you tell them. I was afraid of lightening for a long time afterwards.

You shit out your front? Please see a doctor.

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

Makes sense a Redskin has reservations.

Nah. If an injury causes a player to not be able to fully function on the field, and he takes the field anyway, not exploiting it is stupid. What if a pitcher loses a few mph on his fastball, or a couple inches of movement, due to an injury? Should batters not swing? What if a batter can’t hit the inside pitch because…

Jared and Ivanka remind me of super douschy couple in a teen drama based on a private high school. Ivanka is head cheerleader and president of the Debutante Club while Jared is the captain of the polo team and became the head of the debate team after his pops donated a new library to the institution. All the kids at…

“This is fine.”

Yeah, I don’t know that anyone should be judging anyone by the grocer they shop at.

I’ve shopped at Whole foods but like one item here and there.

I’ve shopped at Costco / Sam’s club for the bulk of items.

But I found an Aldi’s and it’s so gawd damn cheap I weeped into my wallet for all the years I didn’t know about it,…

Yeah, but for a lower price, are you getting the same amount of smug superiority?

Because it’s going to be a lousy fight. If you live in Spokane you can buy $100 worth of legal weed, still hang with friends and not have to suffer through a boring foregone conclusion of a fight to help a serial woman beater out with his tax problems. All while helping local farmers and your state’s tax revenue! …

So you’re saying you’ve done nothing on every Saturday night of your life before tonight? Sounds cool, mate.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

Aaron looks like he was using the dildo in his head shot. It seems big.

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends a knee
Unexpectedly