Well of course it wasn’t pictured, I mean, do they even make lenses wide enough for that?

And again, the cameras were already rolling on the Ryan brothers due to their earlier antics. You fought the law but I’m starting to think the law won.

It’s really funny that the video you use actually begins after the physical altercation begins...

So you think that someone is always filming Zeke at every moment he is in a public bar?

I’ve personally witnessed many situations at bars play out just like this. X offends Y, and Z throws a punch without warning. That doesn’t mean it’s the true story behind this incident, but it happens a lot.

The Boone’s Farm is going to kill you well before the beaches disappear. That shitz nasty.

Hawk Harrelson? How did you find your way to the Deadspin comment section so early in the morning?

Someone already missed the joke just a few comments before you, and they were even called out for missing the joke. Then you walk in...

Fantastic! Said this sarcastically to a mid-20s Southern Baptist guy at a house warming one time and boy was that awkward. But it’s so much fun to say when some prick brings up religion at a party.

You need more water, fiber, and an American Standard toilet.

Yea this doesn’t seem that difficult to understand. ASIDE from Henderson, Ichiro is the oldest player at CF since records started in 1900.

I don’t know. I think that if the road displayed adequate signage that the shoulder was for emergency/breakdown only, and you told me you put a rig in that space to block someone, I’d ticket you. Mainly the ticket would occur because you admitted to the infraction, but I’d really ticket you because you acted like a…

And there’s nothing wrong with that, including calling them assholes. Laws relating to the enforcement of some codes allow for recordings, and some do not. But what you are doing is fine, just don’t escalate the situation by acting like an asshole too.

It’s all good. There are a lot of traffic laws, and a lot of misunderstanding that could be cleared up with better signage and communication.

Also, I patrolled Orlando and Miami, and this behavior happens a lot with truck drivers. They think they are doing us a service, when in fact that are also causing a disruption. I’ve seen them block merge lanes to prevent drivers from moving, creating backups for 1 to 1.5 miles. It is legal to drive all the way up to…

You’re welcome. You know what I found not often than not? The vigilante was on their phone while driving, and in one very interesting case, the driver was drunk. Often times we are upset because someone breaks the rules we care about, not that they break the rules in general.

Nope. Just to the person that thinks things don’t happen because they’ve never witnessed it themselves.

Retired. It is our official position. Here’s how we look at it:

We also have to deal with the tourists drivers from other states. *Cough cough* Georgia and Alabama.

Counterpoint: Alabama and Georgia drivers in Florida. Can’t even count the number of times I’ve seen them just pull to the shoulder of a roundabout and mentally breakdown. It’s like once the exit the dirt roads they lose their damn minds.