I'm with you. Some dude I was dating (presex) was trying to allude to his big dick and I kept trying to figure out if he was serious. Because Im not interested in all that extra work. Standard size works great for me, thank you very much. I'm more than pleased with 'normal'. My vagina and mouth do not want to push…

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I…

Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?

I am also that bitch. Team bitch FTW!

Good. I don't hate on the selfie stick, but museums are for looking at things and learning. The more time people spend getting the perfect shot, the more people are there are crowding and waiting to see things.

Absolutely this. And didn't they realize that banning the film would only make them look WAY MORE BACKWARDS than they already did? Like omfg. Come on Indian parliament, get some logic. The internet is a thing you can't run from this or hide it.

That thing reminds me of something I saw on Babylon 5 used by a news crew (and annoying to the main characters!) Yeah...selfie bot. Makes me want to buy a selfie stick just to take a swing at one.

HOLD UP! YOU DRIVE A VEHICLE AT ANIMAL KINGDOM?

I take my selfie stick where ever I go. It's called a fucking arm.

I have always found department stores overwhelming. There's too much stuff and somehow none of it is what I'm looking for.

but the rapers gonna rape rape rape rape rape... robbers gonna take take take take I'm just gonna shoot shoot shoot shoot, shoot em all, shoot em all?

Consider how you are dressed.

*looks at title*

Is it time to put the computer back in the living room? That's one surefire way to monitor your kids activities when at home with them. More tech savvy parents like my friend's parent actually monitored their children's fricken internet connection and visits, my poor friend probably never accessed porn before he moved…

I'm so fucking tired of hearing those books defended. Fuck those books and the stupid idiots who keep defending it.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

All right, I hate 50 Shades of grey, and I love pissing off my friends who are fans by reminding them how problematic the whole series is, but come on. That's like blaming alcohol or short skirts. He raped her because he's a rapist who was not brought up well and us taking out his issues on defenseless women.

Imagine the reaction to 'cup o soup'.

"Cause there's a f'n H in it" LOVE!

I'm always completely thrown off when you get to a question that you have no viable words to answer with, like "what does basil taste like?". You're down the basics of language here. You just have no words, we've gotten to the end of the adjective list and we're done.