"lizard people live under Los Angeles"

My response to the "God created man first" BS is "Men: the beta version."

Who wants to bet that this fuckwad orders his meat well done, in order to suck all the joy and flavor out of it?

Counterpoint.

Wait, "Christian counselors" are covered, and acupuncture and chiropractic aren't?!

i got so excited when this paparazzi pic came out of them on set

A friend of mine was sexually assaulted by another student at her school, and she just reported it a couple days ago. When she told me she reported it to the school, I didn't have a lot of faith in them.

You folks deserve this movie after sitting through 50 shades.

OHH can mine be "Gangster of Love?"

This is good. When parents who put their children in conversion therapy are charged with child abuse will be even better.

No problem. I just called my time guy, and he's credited you with seven new minutes, to be implemented on March 16, 2015. You'll get them at 5:41 pm, and they'll end at 5:48 pm. I added the extra two minutes as my way of apologizing for all the suffering you've undoubtedly been through. Hang in there; we'll get…

If the question is "Is your owner happy or sad" Team Cat's reply would be "who gives a fuck?"

If only certain conservative talk shows did this. It would open up worlds of possibility: "ignorant blowhard," "chronic mansplainer," "anti-science idiot," etc. A girl can dream...

I would like to take this moment to say: what this delivery driver did was unprofessional and uncool and so shitty.

At least you are being sheilded from what they've done to creme eggs. It's not right, not right at all...

Still only the second worst chocolate manufacturer in the world.