I have to say, you have a great way of responding to negative comments (though in this case, I get where it is coming from)! Random, but I've noticed it more recently and thought you do really well with it!

UPDATE: Police have a lead. Suspect looks like this:

I worked with this guy named Mike, who was hilarious, but he had a temper. He did not suffer fools gladly, so waiting tables was not really the best profession for him. I once saw him tell a guy at a table that if he snapped his fingers at him one more time he would break them. I'm pretty sure that was the one that…

Oh, fuck that guy. You whistle at me to get my attention and you are gonna get coffee in your lap, Chief.

I thought I was the only one who did this. I love leftovers! So I always yell out "delivery guy's here!" to no one.

Usually when I order chinese, I order enough for multiple meals, because I like leftovers. But I always feel bad about myself when I see how many forks and fortune cookies they include. Sometimes I yell upstairs to a fake person that "the food is here" so that the delivery person doesn't know it's all for me.

For some reason, I'm dying picturing you saying yes to two forks and then two-fisted cake eating happens.

My ex-husband was...difficult, so put it mildly. But I believed that we loved each other, so it could all be worked out, right? WRONG. Turns out, he was a regular Craigslist perv who hooked up with strangers all throughout our marriage - both male and female, as long as they dressed female. This was shocking, to…

Technically, couldn't the students then say that passing the candy around with the wrapper on kept the candy from getting dirty. So, by their own standards,

I think you mean Five Old White Dudes and Their 600 Facebook Friends.

Because it raises awareness of the fact that there is proper terminology and that this is something that should be covered in sensitivity training so that we lower the risk of hurting others with our words?

Exactly, and that is what is annoying about this. "At Self, we would have been fine making fun of these women who are out taking care of their bodies, fundraising for a good cause, and supporting each other in their physical and mental well being if they were healthy, but since one of them has cancer, we are sorry?" …

It was for the good of the rebellion! CHRIST, FAIRCLOTH, cut a Cloud-living cardplayer some slack.

This is his punishment for handing over Han and Leia, HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

Dammit werewolves! Check your privilege. They're basically the patriarchy to us witches.

This is the only good argument I've heard against the glove requirement. However, I'm going to have to fix your last statement: considering how often I see someone leave the bathroom without washing their hands, Americans are nowhere near paranoid enough about germs.

It also does absolutely nothing for the safety of the customers. Gloves aren't magically germ-resistant. If anything, it only really protects the chefs from germs, which isn't a concern.

I'm a pantry cook & I do not feel as though it would be safe for me to be wearing gloves all the time...I have to do lots of very high-speed slicing & dicing & I would not feel safe putting a glove on my right hand (the one I use to hold my knife.) I want to have a very secure grip on my knife at all times.

Two years ago my university began putting out grope warnings in Clery releases, which is good because that's sexual assault. We had a person running around campus groping women. It escalated from a quick grope to holding women down in parking garages trying to take off their pants in 24 hours. I found this scary as…

Creationists aren't even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn't even consider us plausible at all.