If I were blogging about 300 sandwiches it would be just "300 Sandwiches I made for myself because you can eat them with one hand while you surf the internet with the other and damn aren't sandwiches the SHIT?"

That is exactly what was said. Now: explain how you got past all the booby traps Jezebel has set up specifically to keep filthy male swine away!

HAHAHAH! "When was the last time you ate?" is a common COMMON refrain in our house! It has defused so so many arguments. You can't fight if you have a mouthful of peanuts.

BRV is a made up "ailment".

I wish I had a waring light or sign that said "Hangry, do not engage. Feed."

this culture just doesn't teach conflict resolution skills very well

The "tone" argument is a regular in our house. Both of us have a pitch that can set the other off quick because we associate it with incoming assholery, and it's usually that one of us needs a snack.

Whenever i hear bad side effects, i think of this from tvtropes. ;)
Side effects of Mxyzptlkacine are uncommon, and include headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, Vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy,…

I too love Maleficent, Bellatrix and Draco. You're kid is just awesome.

I always new DiCaprio was a little shit. He's essentially Justin Beaver +20 years. but he keeps his partying a little more under wraps.

This surprises me considering the terrifyingly smutty fanfic people write about him. Not his characters. Him. Poor guy. Remember the days when 30-40 year old dudes were the online sexual predators and teenaged girls had to be careful of them? I feel like, at least on Tumblr, the roles have reversed.

Did you mean to reply to sneakys? Because I didn't call it "fun." ;-)

There needs to be a movie of just Loki and Iron Man. Or rather, Loki and Tony Stark.

My eyes and brain were just like "We're ... not gonna put that together for ya. Nope, sorry. Cannot do. So sorry."

That would be the "teenage 'stache of optimism". I've seen/not seen them.

My favorite Wiki entry was a list of Captain Planet's powers. The last one was "mullet."

As an extremely pale lady who can't tan but only burns (and quickly at that) and sucks at applying self-tanner and doesn't care strongly enough to get good at it, I heartily endorse a return to Regency standards of beauty for white chicks.

I love this theory. I really do, but I'm petty sure the guard who told Odin they found a body on Svartelheim was Loki in disguise. Also, why wouldn't Loki reveal himself afer the fact?

I love how Darcy dipped the intern. Minor gender role swap ftw!

That is completely untrue on so many levels. First I've never heard of anyone buying organic because they think it tastes better. Secondly there is absolutely real evidence that pesticides do severe harm to the environment and wildlife, as well as currently unproven (but not disproven) hypotheses of even further…