Anecdotes about being punched in the balls, I hope. Don't tell me otherwise. I'm happy in my little world.

Also, in that case, were I him, it would be super tempting to send an envelope with one dollar in it. In pennies.

I'm gonna give him a pass too. If he was truly a homophobic asshat, he probably wouldn't have attended the wedding, or put as much thought as he did into the gift. I thought it was a very sweet and thoughtful thing he did and that was after he gave them a nice giftcard. Maybe they are just shameless bitches and this…

I don't think he was implying it is a sham cause it is same-sex - I think he was implying it was a sham cause they had a wedding just to make a profit. So I took it as questioning the reasons for getting married in the first place.

Wait. You mean a medical and fact-based approach to sex and sex education has a positive impact on health??!!!

I think you got schooled there.

Your router, that's the only thing I could think of.