“We’re not sure who actually needs trail 5,550 pounds of vehicle”. I don’t understand this statement.

NEWS FLASH: Corporation bribes government to save money at the expense of public health and basic humanity.

The logic being used to cancel this game is ridiculous, if your going to look at it through this lens, people might as well stop reading Jalopnik as they post content on VW and Mercedes who have for certain supported WWII German Regimes.  

I guarantee if everyone takes an honest look at their life something they own or something there use is mired in some sort of controversy. If you are not willing to go through your life with a fine tooth comb and alter your behaviour than you are a hypocrite and need to shut the hell up about people wanting to enjoy a…

Separate blankets is key to a good nights sleep when you share a bed.

Confirmed.

That is the correct answer.

Just have the emergency guys stop showing up. Eventually the sink hole will get filled with cars so they can just pave over it and fix it faster.

Joke’s on the capsule, it’s probably the -least- deadliest thing in Western Australia!

“According to authorities in Australia, the capsule was safely packed away on January 10.”

The AMC building looks to be in pretty good shape. Shame to see it torn down

Story from real life.

And going to a secondary source to find something better was never even considered... that jives with the current Jalopnik level of quality “journalism” 

I think you are confused - his dad was Tim Whatley, a dentist. 

It’s a pretty funny show. Too bad the Dad ended up becoming a meth cooker. Such a shame.

Convert it to an airbnb 

“Offer free Ubers”.......how bout just not drink? That’s even cheaper. 

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

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