I see what you did there

Yes. And skipped the ‘If you aren’t eating toe shavings on your bagel, you are doing it wrong’ kind of articles.

When you go to Costco, they look at your receipt and what’s in your cart. When you go to Sam’s club the scan every item in your cart and give you a cavity search.

one million stars for you

“The Academy does not condone violence of any form, but God are we thankful that people are actually talking about the Oscars again!”

I pledge allegiance to the warehouse, by the name of Costco. For which it stands, one nation, with 2 for one muffins and rotisserie chickens for all.

I mean, this is more in-line than some of their very candid ANTI car content they’ve been posting lately. Hat tip for mentioning Autopian!

Death Jab, is that a new Fortnite dance?

Can’t tell if you’re serious or this is satire

I don’t know that you can blame the area’s education system as much as the general state of education. Granted it’s been 15 years since I was in high school but we were never taught anything useful like this. Unit price, income tax, none of it. But if you want a book report on ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ or to know that…

When you say it’s loud for it’s size, are we talking sound output or is the fan like an airplane?

When you say it’s loud for it’s size, are we talking sound output or is the fan like an airplane?

You raise a very valid point

Anyone else vote for smoking as the cause?

+1 internets

Nah, I think we can go ahead and panic. It’s been interesting watching the experts go from ‘of course the vaccines will still work’ to ‘well they might still work, probably maybe’. The new normal might just be more normal than we ever thought.

It’s like being vegan or into crossfit. You HAVE to let everyone know.

I for one, welcome our costco overlords.

I started reading this article but just couldn’t finish it.

I wish I could star this twice

You forgot the ‘with this one weird trick’