two raccoons really did fight over a sodden hot pocket in my garbage last night. it may have been a pop tart. either way, those fuckers were were battling to the death.

possibly the best recap ever. to note: Bette Midler also had crane-like movements. and according to a friend, best-dressed over age 60 (when she was performing, not on the red carpet).

I know she's pregnant but I love that she has backfat. Sorry, I do.