The number of people who have no fucks to give for Allen’s behaviour really amplifies the horror of his behaviour.

The Brown Bunny did one wonderful thing. It provided Roger Ebert with the best review of his life:

I have total disdain for her outfits.

It’s not really that unlikely. From the Wiki: ““Dry bites” involving no venom are particularly common with the copperhead, though all pit vipers are capable of a dry bite.”

Also Greg Oden when he wears long pants.

“Snake in the bag” is also an apt descriptor for most of Jake Roberts’s adult life.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

i think Clinton should really just have Sam Bee’s team photoshop her and plaster it everywhere. FOOL PROOF WIN STRATEGY!

It was the sort of thing a high school kid might do without thinking of the potential consequences, which is to say the sort of thing a high school kid should be doing.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

I am about to blow your fucking mind.

Hillary Clinton gave classified information to Glenn Greenwald? What a scoop! You should email tips@gawker.com!

When did she do this? Please I am so curious if you actually know anything about her email situation.

- Mother of Dragons

That’s a long title on her driver’s license.

Beautiful work.

I’m just going to repost my comment from the original The Slot post.

It’s a shame they’re not re-live-tweeting the epic Obama take-down of Donald Trump, which was happening almost at the same time as this bin Laden thing... and what was so great about the Trump take-down is that when news of bin Laden’s death hit, ‘The Apprentice’ premiere was pre-empted, so it was a colossal fuck-you…