Manziel's girlfriend told a cop Manziel repeatedly hit her, pushed her head against a window and literally said she feared for her life. Today the NFL announced he would face no discipline. Someone Aldon Smith is getting nailed after a 3 month incident. I'm so confused.

Yeah I don’t get it. For the last few years the GOP has been bitching about “Harvard elites.” I want smart motherfuckers running the country.

Yeah. But the 08 campaign was based on him being a guy who could work with the other party. He tried his best. But when it became clearly that the tea party wasn’t interested in that, he just gave the fuck up.

I mean, the Seahawks’ offense rarely score touchdowns and win games lately soooo

Yeah, I thought that was a little bit of a stretch. Fuck Bayless, but that's a huge reach to make based off of that sentence.

“Bayless made the racially loaded claim that a celebration was beneath a quarterback, befitting a “diva” wide receiver.”

Well it sure as shit isn't chill to beat women, if that's what you're pontificating. Also: fuck yourself.

Didn't we all get this excited about Jeremy Lin?

Not with a bang, but a whimper

What’s hilarious about this is that no one seems to understand how hard it is to get I from Syria in the first place. The security and vetting process for refugees will take at least a year before anything substantial happens.

Don't really get this. George Washington had slaves and the entire fucking university is named after him...

But he's not. Like nearly everything he said is some old bullshit

I don't get it, though. Like is it supposed to have an underlying meaning? Did they win a game they should've lost or some shit?

All of these except that awful Cheech and Ching movie.

No Blazing Saddles. No Monty Python. Cmon.

Yeah. This list is wrong.

Look at how he moved a trial for an archbishop accused of sex abuse to the Vatican so he can’t be prosecuted in the D.R. Or, amid public outcry, he anointed another priest to archbishop after allegations of sex a use. Or just look at his record and very words against the trans community. Why not stop there. How about…

And did you notice how many liberals jumped to defend him for that? It's like we want so desperately to have this fucker on our side.

You all need to stop this horseshit about the pope being cool. He recently ripped trans communities. He is the steward of a church that is increasingly hostile towards other communities as well. In fact, he basically affirmed all the church’s beliefs when he visited Philly. Stop with this bullshit. This man is not…

“They traded away Jason Heyward.” Jason Heyward is now a free agent so that made total sense.