Why did I read this. Why?

Omg. Yeah I’m not gonna mention that to my mother.

I would've just burned the house to the ground. But nope, my mother still lives there.

Fuck I loved those books!

So my mom’s house is like 113 years old (it’s been upgraded structurally and all). Each year around certain times of the year we hear dragging noise. And it’s only around 2 at night. And we’ve done everything to find out where the hell its coming from. When someone wakes up and hears it, one of us goes to search for…

Quit trying to make Kristaps Porzingis happen. Kristaps Porzingis is not going to happen.

I really don’t mind this. As much as I deplore him I would be saying the same thing. “Fuck you teapots, I’m going to spend time at home versus raising money for your ungrateful lot.”

This guy is so hot

You nailed it perfectly.

You’re right. Every fucking time I turn around there's another superhero tv show. These things are going to go the way of the western sooner or later.

He also hates gays. So I would love to see him stroke a dong.

See and then people see this shit that’s happening in Ukraine and don’t feel bad for some of its citizens.

I would call domestic violence a health issue to all. Children are also victims and men are battered as well, something that is often ignored.

You are a dumb fucking idiot.

Jesus. I wonder how they think this bullshit rhetoric works out for them...

She might well choose Julian Castro. The two are very, very close. And he could not only bring in the Latino vote but he’s friendly with the African American American community as well, as he and his twin brother (two hotties) are close with and were early supporters of Barack.

You mean Vice President* Martin O’Malley.

Well that is just the biggest bullshit statement ever.

Yeah his character makes me so uncomfortable. I usually just drone out of his scenes

Tad creepy.