I recommend you read Packing Inferno just in case you're not already very familiar with the deep moral ambiguity that comes with just about any military deployment (Even in WWII, the US committed atrocities). I wish I could recall the quote used by the author from a highly decorated Marine officer. He described his…

I think you're overstating the point of the stories about his past. He fell off of other teams' draft boards because of potential character issues. That doesn't mean other teams thought he would murder somebody (necessarily). It means that they thought that those character issues would result in criminal activity…

I know irony is thick in Deadspin comments but can't we just be glad someone chose service, personal meaning over wealth and fame in entertainment?

You know what the one and ONLY thing that will stop PUAs? Women stop falling for it. I have been to many a "meat market" watching dopey women fall for some of the weakest lines that have ever existed. I was at the hottest club in KC (big whoop I know) 6 nights a week from 21 to 25. (I got free drinks cause i knew the…

I don't think the individuals who are likely to fall for PUA tactics are reading Jezebel.

PUA's are all women disrespecting, personal space invading, mouth breathing knuckle draggers in the same way all feminists are castrating, man hating bitches with an inferiority complex.

Funny list.

Our military (including Green Berets) plays a huge role in humanitarian efforts and disaster relief worldwide... I’m sure God smiles on that. And, as it’s been since the beginning of time, when you have enemies, sometimes you have to kill (and be killed). I’m grateful to people like Coffee who are willing to…

His service makes it possible for you to sit behind your keyboard and make these kind of stupid remarks.

There's nothing wrong with having your life choices inspired by a Bruce Willis movie. For example, I was inspired by The Sixth Sense.

Army paratroopers protect your right to say this.

Jesus fuckin' Christ man, please, stop. I want to have your back here on DS but you're really making it difficult.

Yes, "Fox News" (or faux noise amirite) would never cover the story of a white man murdering someone. They would never camp outside a former Illinois policeman's house, would never fly down to Aruba. and they would never, ever follow the tale of a simple family man out to sea with his loving, pregnant wife.…

Media Matters? Now THATS funny.

In other words, even when proven wrong by an overwhelming amount of people, you stick to your moronic view anyway.

1) Tell inaccurate, unfunny joke.

So you see the name Hernandez and jump to calling him "brown" for no apparent reason, but the news is racist for covering the story? Seems legit

Thanks for commenting on your political beliefs, Beer. I really learned a lot from it.

considering they are the ones that uncovered ACORN and what not, they are the only ones who do the news now

Why on Earth would Aaron Hernandez be considered "brown". He is half Italian and half Puerto Rican. Is is just the name Hernandez? FFS I'm German and British with a sprinkling of Native American, and I have darker skin than this "brown" man.