and their Acela Express is almost like European high-speed rail

Each passenger paying a fare will be entitled to a seat, to the extent coach seats are available.

Another form this scam takes is shops deliberatly placing fragile items where it is easy to bump into them and knock them down.  This way they have complete deniability; they aren’t forcing you to break anything, they’re just making it highly likely that someone is going to break something.

What the fuck kind of witness protection would even be possible for this guy?

Alan Dershowitz sent OJ. 

Oh, what if it was an aluminum pan?

Y’know what would have been doubly genius? Have the workers set a nice leisurely pace in order to improve build quality, while introducing little things like this.  Like make all the cosmetic details as perfect as possible, just to throw people off.  

While I’d suggest installing some good seat belts back there, I’m positive your boys will adore riding back there, and remember it fondly forever.

I once played SFII on the SNES against myself, hands vs. feet.

So what about the people who could have owned slaves, but didn’t? If someone could have made more money by owning slaves, but chose not to, they weren’t doing it for business reasons. So what reasons could they have had?

In comparison to those people, would the strictly-business slave owner be more or less racist?

I…

It’s a Toyota, what did you expect?

So, turns out importable Centuries start at around 7 grand in Japan.  

Are you trying to kill me with irony poisoning?

I’ve been rereading God Emperor of Dune, and this is almost the same premise; except that Leto’s idea is that they will very much be missed, missing them is the point of the exercise.

And when would that goal be achieved? Put another way, what is the goal of a labor union?

(Holy crap you are so close to getting it.) 

Reminder:  40 percent of police households experience domestic violence.

I’d like to thank him for disproving meritocracy, as well; because clearly you don’t need to be intelligent to be successful.

You were saying that you didn’t understand it. He made a suggestion that would help you understand it, you shit on it because most other people here (including some who get it, because memes are sufficient to get it for a lot of people) haven’t read the thing he suggested.

Seriously, it’s not actually as hard as its…

That is excellent