“The Kia Stinger was a game-changer.”

They keep getting their police cars yanked form underneath them....

Holy shit, that’s some good Kinja. Props to you!

Newer signs show your speed until about 10-15 over at which point it just says “SLOW DOWN” to prevent exactly that kinda of behavior. 

CI\             /IC

Having a private bathroom 5 steps away is awesome. I was lucky enough to get approval for 4 days at home 1 day at the office. They may change their minds in a few years and bring everyone back but in the meantime I am taking advantage.

RE: 1st gear: The local Toyota dealership, I swear the building is only three years old, has about 20 new Toyotas on the lot. It has capacity for a couple hundred, it’s the most ridiculous thing. And I cruise past them with my geriatric, rust-holed Toyota pickup...to the Tractor Supply store next door. I can almost…

This

Pretty sure it was a 5.7L V8, not a 5.4. 

You have put more thought into this comment than any of the engineers at GM put into the Cavalier. 

For $10,500? A Cavalier? I don’t care it it’s a convertible. Hell, I wouldn’t care if it also included a modest vacation package to the glorious sunkist beaches of Puerto Rico valued at $5,500, while Vanna White herself flips the final letters as I solve “My wife is leaving me because I bought a Cavalier for $10,500.”

No kidding. You’re basically a pulley and a tune away from Demon levels of power. If the badge means that much to you then go ahead and pay 3x for the same car, but I (and it sounds like you) wouldn’t!

I’ll admit that, looking at the responses here, this story was too “inside baseball.” It’s poking fun at how journalists often write reviews about cars they haven’t driven in months. This happens all the time in this industry. They get a huge back-log, and then write a review many months later as if they just drove…

their struggle has not received much attention in the press.

“Neutral: How Are You?”

None. They can kiss my ass.

It’s ironic that the thieves own an Acura sedan when in the early 2000s they were one of the prime vehicles subject to HID headlight theft.

prepayment penalties are pretty rare these days. There are a lot of states that forbid them 

Now do timeshares.

Dude was not expecting the video to blow up like this. Hope he doesn’t end up with an inflated ego. I never get tired of this stuff.