Agreed, it’s got “fuck it, I’m done” written all over it.

“You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.”

“I bought a Volkswagen Tiguan.. for my wife.” You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.

As a life long audiophile, I approve this message

Shady dealer/curbstoner selling an Alfa Romeo? RUN AWAY. You want to buy from a long time owner who can spend hours describing every issue and gremlin in detail.

Santa Claus is REAL, dammit!

In a box somewhere I have one of the 1980s radio-controlled Audi Quattros from Radio Shack. I wonder if it still works or if it has fallen to an army of electrical issues. It looks like this:

i tend to agree with “hot” takes like this, but Zack and Ari are competent enough for me to call the video valid. 

You’re right, but these aren’t average schmucks on the bikes. They are both great riders with Ari having set multiple track records. They’re about as close as you’ll get to pros.

The Jeep Grand Navigarorlade. I am not a fan so far. I might have to warm up to it.

Ugh, I cannot imagine. I stayed home and just stated within 20 feet of the toilet for 24 hours. 

That totally explains it!! This guy was stalking me for about a week. He finally caught up with me and whispered in my ear, “P0103, You have a problem with your mass air flow sensor”. True story!

“Guess this rebel did have a cause.”

There are not enough gifs on Google's green earth to show how much applause this piece deserves.

God is good because if that was my child they would be power washing the ground to clear what was left of her.

Hit the door with near Continental force. 

Damn tires, interrupting my dinner, asking if I’ve heard the Goodyear news.

You know what happens if I make a decision at work based on 2 year old data? I get super fired,  and I'm not putting anyone in immediate danger. 

Can we discuss the vid quality and pov? That’s studio level rubbernecking on a gimbal right there.

Stealthy.