Let’s Be Real, I Wasn’t Gonna Get This Degree Anyway.

I woke up the baby in the other room laughing so hard.

Stands to reason that these would come out just after all my friends quit riding. Life could have been so much better with my buddies knowing that pointing at the tank during a group ride means you need gas and not “This thing is fast!”.  I need new friends.

“Look, man. I get it. We’ve all been pressed for cash....”

This one of the engines I point to when talking about how far we have come in advancement and technology for power output. Not making them like they used to is exactly right. Oh and No Dice for this “Fayetteville Special”.

aside from the black-painted headlamp surrounds and bumper snoods...

This is my “Not surprised” face...

We are the same person :)

“we gotta get this built in under a day or were gonna lose the shop!”

It’s an SUV so no doubt it will sell. The interior is nice but I’m on the fence with the exterior. As for the price......FCA is making a mint off Chargers, Challengers, Jeeps and Rams so hey, why not keep the good times rolling?

I can’t see something like this without knowing details. I would pour a drink and read this dude’s entire life story.

For mine, the prep was bad but during the procedure, it was some of the best sleep I’ve ever received.  Not saying I would call up Dr. Conrad Murray for some Propofol but I can see how someone can get hooked on it.  The nurse woke me up afterwards and I didn’t want to leave.

For me, it was a riding lawnmower. If I saw one of those as a kid, I assumed you lit your cigars with $20 bills in your spare time. My dad made me cut the grass with a raggedy push mower and. to say that it was a workout would be underselling it. Heck, you couldn’t tell me nothing when I was in my late teens and got…

Not saying this dude is a big fat dummy, not saying he isn’t one either.

Correct. I’ve gotten a title so I can legally register the car from out of state since some DMVs require the title but guess what? I still had to pay for it. Unless it came from the DMV, it isn’t yours just yet.

Wow so people are overpaying for a stinky SUV?!?!?!  Smells about right.

I know they had different statements on their jerseys but if it were me, I would leave mine blank. No name, no statement, just my number signaling that I had nothing else to say. I know they had to select from one of 20 something statements but I wouldn’t even do that.

Yeah man, same here. It is like when your wife (or significant other) hits you with a statement that not only do you NOT have a comeback, you low-key agree with them but can’t let them know for fear of looking weak.  This article was a shot to the kidneys.  I’m going to go sit in the corner now.

Because what better way to report on a teen illegally carrying an AK-47, which he allegedly used to kill two people, than to publish a piece about what a Boy Scout he was before the shooting started?