I will give you 1 out of 1 starts since every Amazon review is like this.  COTD here.

Can I rent one of these from Tractor Supply? I promise to wash it before I return it.

We make fun of this but in actuality, does Mitsubishi have enough money to put into R&D for new models? FCA has no excuse since they sell enough Chargers and Challengers to put some money into new platforms but I’m not sure if Mitsu can. They are just staying afloat at this point.  

“Hello everyone! Look at me, I have a small penis. Yeay!!!” Oh and screw you if you are late for work, doctor’s appointment, picking up your kid, etc. These doughnuts in the middle of the street are so much more important than that stuff! /s

Back when I was a kid in the 80s, Mazda would advertise on late night TV that you could call a 1-800 number and get brochures of their current models. I always felt like I was sneaking and getting away with something when I would call with my adult voice and ask for one. I would get one for the 323, 626 but my…

Rob, do you have to look hard for these CP turds or do they just get sent to you via a special mailing list? A 7 year old rebadged Daewoo with a turbo......I’m crossing the street away from that thing faster than an old lady in a bad neighborhood with a fresh Social Security check.. 

Mh dad would buy a Haynes manual on everything he owned and would keep them long after the car was gone. Last time I was home, I counted 20 Hanyes manuals on his bookshelf in the garage. Every last one of them has greasy fingerprints and dogeared pages where he had to reference something while wrenching. RIP sir.

I was pleased to note that it has evolved beyond filling a lot of air time with fart sounds...

a driver in one of those Euro-market Daewoo-Chevrolets we never get in the U.S.

My vote, Nice Price for this. Classic lines.  Heck, I bet BMW would charge more than $1,800 to replace this on the new one.

That grille is so scary, you can only get close enough from behind glass.

Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Kentucky are Commonwealths as well.  Should we burn them down too?

I like her style but I’m not ready to commit until I know her running mate and members of her cabinet.

Dummy. At this point, we can elect an old telephone phone and I doubt it would be any worse.

Yeah because I like having my toes (tires) on the line at a light so the sensors know I’m there so had it been me, I definitely would have been tagged in this situation.

Yeah, I had to go back and re-read his statement and I didn’t find any ambiguity with what he said.  He directly answered the question.  

Understood. I can only speak to the guys I was with. Now overall, I’m sure their “bosses” ordered crazy sh*t all the time not unlike mine.  I wish I was smarter to debate foreign policy with you but you would have me at a disadvantage.

Not sure if the guys I specifically worked with were responsible (doubt it since they were low level like I was at the time) but sure, you make an argument.  Not going to get into an Internet debate over it but you are entitled to your opinion.

Virginia is fucked up. It’s a state that is so stuck in the past that they don’t even call themselves a state. According to Virginia, Virginia is a Commonwealth, as it has been for the last four centuries.

Had the opportunity to train with the Israelis back in the mid-90s and those guys are some bad dudes.  Very professional in the way they go about doing what they do.  Nice guys but I wouldn’t want to cross them.