Did she lie? At this point, it is only new worthy if she accidentally tells the truth.

No lie, I was talking to a dude in line at the store last week who is a professional therapist and in the middle of the conversation, he was like “Man, you seem like you the type to hold grudges....” and will all the seriousness in me, I looked back at him and said “and you don’t?!?! That’s on you. How will I know…

Every interview I saw (The Breakfast Club and elsewhere) was her staunchly doubling down, seeing herself as more relevant and capable of creating the same “bridge” you referenced above.

i hold grudges long after i forget why i have the grudge to begin with. i never let up.

Awesome!  Just in time for waffles.

Oh, and then there’s her concerts which, on a good night, now fill barely half of the theaters she used to sell out.

Suspicion of drunk driving?!?!  That is a pretty open and shut case if I ever seen one.  I hope I get to be on that jury - we should be back home by lunchtime.

I’m told that the best 2 days for boat guys are the they day you buy it and the day you sell it.  No thanks.

I laughed harder than I should at this.....

Gee, I wonder what they don’t want people to see....

I was laughing so hard at your statement that I spit out some of my coffee on my keyboard here in the office.

Listen to some books on tape during the commute.

One of these so-called good Samaritans pulled a gun on Fitzgerald until the police arrived.

And in other breaking news, I’m being told by several witnesses that water is reportedly indeed wet. Back to you in the studio Jim.  More news at 11.

An embarrassment doesn’t even begin to describe what the office has become.

Keyboard, meet coffee.  The IT guy is going to be mad.

All the gauges Grandma would ever need.

I get an alignment when I get new tires and will get it checked for free a few months later. If all is well, I don’t get another one until I get a new set of tires or if I notice something wrong. Twice a year is more than overkill.

When I’m out on the bike and I see another motorcyclist on the side of the road, I stop but just like you said, I only keep a sparse set of tools with me on the bike so really the only thing I can assist with is calling for help on my phone.  I think it is a motorcycle thing.  I’ve been stuck in traffic and had to…

I stand corrected.