From “I Know Why the Caged Bird Tweets.”

I REALLY don’t think Lindsay Lohan knows why the caged bird sings.

No expert on this case, but I imagine it was cases where they felt the evidence was insufficient as to a specific charge. Jurors aren’t actually supposed to use guilt on one charge to weigh in favor guilt on another charge.

I’ve said it elsewhere, but it’s driving me up the wall that the show has never once seriously proposed the possibility that Danny could stay home with the kid while Mindy worked. I was certain that the episode where they switched would raise this, and it didn’t.

I find it INFURIATING that the show has never once seriously proposed the possibility that DANNY could stay home with the kid while MINDY worked. I was certain that the episode where they switched would raise this, and it didn’t. It’s driving me up the fucking wall.

Koala Bear is just a name for them, not necessarily a 100% literal title. I assume you don’t say that red velvet cake isn’t real because it’s not actually made of red velvet.

You say that. But how often do defense attorneys use “the victim GAVE it to me” as a defense in a robbery?

You may be right, but I thought the color change would count for the 20% modification rule.

lol I did. I want nothing to do with Otherwild’s shitty sweatshop t-shirts.

Also how i read it. I thought it was like, to make it clear that they didn’t mean female-bodied in a cissexist way.

Otherwild didn’t design the shirt, either. If Sherlock Holmes is enjoying a moment of popularity and two different studios decide to adapt it, neither truly stole the idea from the other, even if one got the idea from the other. Both are adapting another person’s work.

Otherworldly is full of shit on this one. They ripped off someone else’s intellectual property. They can’t be pissy that someone else did the same thing.

I saw a lot of myself in the daughter, honestly. It made me feel sort of bad. I don’t have a bad relationship with my mom or anything, but I’ve got anxiety issues that she inadvertently exacerbates whenever we talk. She keeps asking about work, and what I’m doing, and all of that stuff. I know she’s trying to keep me…

Yikes. I am glad that I do not know your struggle in this instance. But you have my deepest sympathies.

He is really not a great live performer, but he’s pretty adorable.

The one about my dad was just confusing. In the dream, I was both myself (Tony Stark) as omniscient narrator and some other girl (let’s call her Sally). The guy in the dream was Tony Stark’s dad, and I slept with him as Sally while my omniscient self looked on with the awareness that Sally was really me, except also…

I agree. Just look at palimony cases. A breakup may be easier than a divorce if everyone’s being a reasonable non-asshole, but you can’t assume that.

sorry, x-men joke.

Are you Charles Xavier?

Several years ago, I had a dream that I was working at a fancy hotel in downtown Chicago when David Tenant checked in. I went up to deliver his room service, and he asked me if I was the prostitute he ordered. Knowing that I wasn’t, but very much wanting to seal the deal with David Tenant, dream me immediately said,…