That fate is far too cool for him.

Everything about the title of this article makes me want to cry.

Could work as a short story? Where at the very end the heroine finds out what WOULD have happened if she HADN’T followed the rules.

That’s when I was there, too! But we gave ourselves some cushion on either side, I think we must have done the ghost tour then.

If you go on the ghost tour (which is fun!) they take you at the end.

Yeah. There are definitely times when parental reunification for foster children is not an option.

Not only have I never gotten off during my first time having sex with a man, I’ve never had an orgasm while having sex with a man that I didn’t have to finish myself.

I have seen him! He was kind of underwhelming, but I still followed all the rules.. just in case.

To be fair, when you have this kind of job where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter because nobody is actually around to watch you do any of it, it’s really easy to let the rules slip and fake it for a while. But after weird shit started happening and I got freaked out, I’d... try to follow all the…

My law office would definitely not allow me to bring my child to work. I honestly think their set up was better than most, if they have a breast feeding room and childcare of some sort arranged. I can understand a zero-tolerance policies for babies in a conference, because they DO make noise and it IS very distracting…

Elephant seals can have anything they want to have if they believe in themselves.

Same happened in El Salvador.

Other things that came from Africa:

Yeah. I certainly don’t want to Hot Coffee her. Still kind of lost on the significance of some of the testimony she gave at trial, though. Maybe in Connecticut, people are just more sensitive to hors d’oeuvres related problems. Any thoughts on why the crowding in New York was relevant?

I hope so. I’ve been involved in a lot of family lawsuits — but always from a trusts and estates perspective. So in my experience, when families sue, it’s because they fucking hate each other and really want their lawyers to have their inheritance.

That’s good to hear. I’m surprised it took them so long to get here on a simple personal injury case, but shit happens.

Well, my research indicates that a broken wrist without insurance will typically run you $2k-$5k. So unless there were some insane complications and they had to build her a new wrist out of adamantium, I don’t think that’s it.

That’s fair. I hope you’re right, and I’m willing to suspend my disbelief in the absence of anything more solid. The way the complaint was brought is just so very... world’s smallest violin.

IIRC the minimum in CT is $100k, so it’s very possible.

You can sue almost anyone for almost anything. You just won’t WIN.