When the PS4 Pro and Xbox One X were released, I was not impressed. For starters, it was some PC-upgrade type bullshit! I bought consoles precisely to avoid having to upgrade every 3-4 years, but here both Sony and Microsoft were, dropping iterative improvements of the same machine only three years after the…

Manbabies: Video games should be taken seriously!

So you’re saying they thought Aloy should’ve been Aboy?

I’ve played the original enough times that I can rattle off a good portion of the story beats even though it’s been more than a decade and a half since I played the game. I’m only at Chapter 15 right now and I can tell you flat out, this game is blatantly fucking with people that played the original.

A lot of what I am seeing around the internet is that, like with every remake ever, purist are physiologically incapable of enjoying anything. I have just as much “history” with the game as anyone else who played it in ’97. I played the spinoffs, I bought Advent Children day of release, I went trick-or-treating as…