Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

First I want to see a Luvdisc Machoke splice. Yes a good LuvChoke, I’m turning blue with anticipation! Second, leave goomy alone. He’s the base form of a 3 stage Evo. I’m pretty sure those all suck. I mean who keeps their Charmander as a Charmander? No one!

I am outraged. Buck Showalter would never have let Britton pitch in that spot at the Dome. Or probably ever.

I think it’s pretty shitty of her high school to sell ad space at the diamond to white supremacy groups from seven surrounding counties. It’s not the message we should be giving to kids, and it takes away from her accomplishment.  Sad.

Nah, Mack is the one worried about the robot apocalypse.