There’s probably so many missing child cases in the Pokemon world that could easily be solved if Phantump could talk. Alternatively, if a child is missing long enough, perhaps the police departments just close the file and say “Eh, probably just another Phantump.”

I think you had some leftover info from Shedinja because Whimsicott is a Grass/Fairy Type!

I’d love for Zack to deep dive in the existential horror that is Porygon-Z, which is perhaps more disturbing than Shedinja because of the vagueness of all of Porygon-Z’s Pokedex entries. We know something is wrong, but not really what that something is.

Among many other questions relating to its poop and the poop’s use in clothing, would people have to consistently remove and re-add fresh poop to keep warmth? Does the Pokemon world not have better ways to insulate by now?

I spent the whole summer working my way through the KH PS4 collections and am just about to finally start KH III today, so these comics have been just in time for me. 

As my girlfriend was reading your intro to Klefki she said “Wait until he sees the garbage bag Pokemon.” Trubbish is...something.

Well, Zack, re: the splicing requests, the other most common splicing request we got was Gardevoir and... I think there was a very specific reason a lot of people wanted that.

I used to help run a Tumblr blog that did Pokemon splices, and Luvdisc drove me crazy. It was often requested to be spliced with another Pokemon, but the problem is that it’s just a blob. Combining it in a satisfying way with another Pokemon was almost impossible because it has no arms, legs, tails, or ANYTHING…

+1 WHATAREYOUGONNADONOWBUCK

The use of the word “computer-generated” in the headline made me think it was a series written by an AI and...I don’t know if that would make this show better or worse.

Putting it out there now: the next live-action Pokemon can just be the movie Speed (or Crank), but with a Spoink.

I am slowly working my way through the Kingdom Hearts: Story So Far collection. I stalled at Chain of Memories because Sora’s story mode took me forever, but I’m just about to finish Riku’s story mode and look forward to revisiting Kingdom Hearts II next.

In my experience the truly good-hearted, sensible people never live in any media I consume, so I’m so glad my man Davos is alive and well.

HBO will ring the bells to signal that it is responding to fan demands

I have to imagine Alolan hospitals have a special “Bewear-related injuries” ward.

There’s a theory that in the games (specifically Black 2 & White 2) the character N is actually a Zoroark, because at one point you see a Zoroark outside of the cave, it goes inside, and then you never see it again BUT you immediately see N. 

I’d love to know what Silcoon is like, since it also evolves from Wurmple. Perhaps it likes the pain?

If Pokemon were real, some asshole would use a Xatu to spoil the ending of Game of Thrones for everyone.

Bless this series. I look forward to it every week now because I end up learning a ton of weird shit about Pokemon whose Pokedex entries I don’t read thoroughly enough.

I don’t understand how you can put Arman and Yuuki in front of Han-san!