Looks like a Mad Max car. 

My dad had a Tempo as his first car, and he always talks about how great/horrible it was. He said it was a complete piece of crap, but it was actually fun to drive because you could drive it hard and remain well within the speed limit.

A salvage title? I don’t know...

Ah, good ol’ 90s Mopar.

If you have AWD and snow tires, I think the world actually rotates under your car.

Now, it looks like a bloated appliance, but I DO love me some rear-mounted spare tires.

Keep wrenching, patching, and welding until the car has none of its original components left.

Over 12k for an 80s GM car? I’ll pass, thanks.

That is peak 80s car right there. What a glorious machine.

Wow. It’s, um...something, alright.

It could be cool, but it seems like it’s trying to be a Charger, a WRX, and a BMW something-or-other (Sorry, I don’t really know the BMW lineup well) all at once. 

Honestly, I just have a hard time equating Kia with performance. Kias always just seemed like appliances to me. 

I wonder how the Stinger competes with the American rear-drive muscle cars performance-wise. It seems like it could be a top competitor for the Dodge Charger.

Oh damn, that’s a beautiful car. Could you get that with the H-6? I bet it would be a missile with the 6 and a stick.

Oh, the Fiero was complete garbage, but it was COOL garbage.

No Landau top? I thought it was a federal law that all Town Cars had to be equipped with Landau tops.

Someone put serious work into this car and, all things considered, it looks pretty good. I want my giant BOF wagon!

Ok but seriously, a Prius with a 4-cylinder turbo diesel would be a hoot to drive. 

Like everyone else, I was thinking this article was about a $6,000 manual transmission Porsche. My first thought was “$6,000? Wow, what a deal!”, which was immediately followed by “$6,000? I wonder how many things are wrong with it.”

“Are you a Hawaii scumbag? Do you chug energy drinks in Arizona? Suzuki Samurai: Ninja name, garbage car.”