THIS THIS THIS!

But excuse me, I need to go and rest after laughing so hard at the thought of Democrats actually pulling something like this off. 

I wish I had more stars.

My team? lol

Figures a Blue Jays’ fan would try to claim that Bautista’s slide was less egregious. 2:50 or so into this video to remind you. He ends up halfway to left field before he finally stops sliding through Odor.

I liked Fraser’s take on it:

Some of us can see the parking lot from our office windows. I don’t know if Jeepin’ is one of those people... but I know that I can from my desk.

My work was so concerned with how fast people went through our parking lots that they put speed bumps down in the road-like areas of the parking lot. Now people just race…

That’s what I was thinking. 15 years ago, I got a degree in CS from a state university and got a job before commencement in the mid $50s in SLC. I’ve received cost of living type raises nearly every year since. We bought a house and the housing market immediately disappeared... that’s been the only thing that I…

My favorite part of these is how much they piss off my “JUST PLAY THE DAMN GAME” father.

But also, insurance companies can die in a fire. I do not look forward to dealing with it again.

For what it’s worth (as someone who had a liver transplant almost 10 years ago and is in the early stages of getting listed for #2), cancer is a really scary thing to have when you’re taking immune suppressing drugs. They might have cured her of her cancer, and if so, great. But, the risk of it coming back is not 0,…

Vise grip. Small gripe from a salty Jazz fan

Did I miss an announcement that the “Email of the Week(TM)“ would no longer contain poop stories? I am super disappointed.

do people still call him that?

They’re both imaginary, so not much?

grown-ass man? or grown ass-man? obligatory xkcd callback

Hey! Leave Pikachu out of this.

Thankfully, the damage doesn’t look too terrible

I wish I had more stars.

I am 100% in favor of 100% fully autonomous vehicles. I am 0% in favor of ANY% semi-autonomous.