This right here. I love my local florist.

I’ll eat them, but I had a (cancer surviving, no less) neighbor who wouldn’t because:

I’m pretty sure batman would rock the modern pentathlon. It has all the rich man sports that he’s good at as Bruce, and with Batman tech/power he dominates.

But white cheese IS a type of cheese...

It’s a cameo at the end :D

How about one with my (other?) favorite, Ben Folds?

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I’m not disagreeing with you that using “z” to pluralize something is stupid, I’m just pointing out that there is a theme here with sports teams having a “zzz” sound in their name.

Jazz

I think the Pilot... maybe?

I liked the guy who seemed to think that if he could just take the card from the ref, maybe he wouldn’t give out a red card...

the prototypes currently running around aren’t very good at avoiding potholes, or driving in rain and snow, or making ethical decisions.

With Boyle visibly injured,

I was sad that it wasn’t a story about him taking a puck to the teeth.

First off, I have no dog in this hunt (I'm an ECHL fanboy). Second, I don't know anything about Byfuglien (if he's a dirty player otherwise? if he hasn't been suspended before, that seems maybe unlikely).

its not like the driver decided, ok, you know, I'm going to kill those two guys tonight

Wait, does this mean that I'm not the only one tired of 50% of any given night's Sportscenter Top 10s being run of the mill dunks?

In college pep band, we tricked players all the time. But I don't recall us ever getting the refs too.

Not to mention fuel economy.

Nope.