I was going to suggest this too. Although... I've used this on myself and sort of very vaguely smelled pickles all day.

More dick would be fine, but is it really fair to equate tits to dicks?

I'm a lifelong Cardinals fan and I am in a position that I have never been in either. I can't root against these Pirates. I just can't do it. I would love my team to win another division title and maybe get the World Series for Beltran, but I think I would much rather see these Pirates do something great. They have…

Honest-to-god conversation with my husband in Ulta:

My husband uses my bath products and he's still pretty confident in his masculinity. Even if he does gloriously smell like the inside of Bath and Body works.

I don't know. Although I think the more appropriate question is "What kind of man deliberately tries to ejaculate in his pants?"

You know what? I'll take it.

I thought the world saw their baby already?

Fashion, makeup, tattoos, piercings, ect.

People will go on about this and say it should have been there for years and that it's not really a big thing for CoD.
But I can't really think of any military sims that feature female characters, this is actually quite a big step forward.

Well, if there is any fanbase mature enough to handle gender equality....

Yes, but EC parties for college students are totally legit and I highly recommend them.

Aren't paper placeholders common for drugs that the store is worried will be shoplifted? And a lot of items are alarm protected, like razors and formula. But it doesn't make any sense that the paper placeholder would also be alarm protected. And also checking ID for the purchase. It sounds like they need to do a…

Is it weird to hand these out in the party bag of an 14 year olds birthday slumber party?

Yeah, and can the classist hatred. That's for the other side to muck about with. I actually think this urge to cyber-bully is one of those things that you confess to in private, and putting it out on the web makes you look a little small.

So, you were a little asshole who got out assholed by another kid. How about you just cut off contact with her and move on with your life?

Years ago I remember reading one of their "spice up your sex life" columns that suggested getting naked, wrapping yourself in Christmas lights and plugging yourself in as a surefire way to inflame your partner's desire.

OK, the foot thing is ridiculous, but props to them for doing such a comprehensive guide to birth control. I feel like most Cosmo readers are college-aged ladies, many of whom are becoming sexually active for the first time. At least they'll be safe from unwanted pregnancies while they're trying all those "sex tips…

so you put your feet all over something that then goes inside you?

I wonder what Cosmo pays their Bizarre Sex Tipper? I know this isn't really about sex, it's about getting coverage for how wacky and sexy but culturally progressive the magazine is (taking credit for people using condoms, really?). I think I could do this job. Rev His Recycling Engine: five ways to work…